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72 Hours

Reviewed by
Nathan
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The Hood Score

Ice Cold EBT rating
1.5
/5
Plot: 
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Acting: 
2
Cinematography / Animation: 
2
Direction: 
1
Director: 
Tim Story
Starring: 
Kevin Hart, Marcello Hernández, Mason Gooding, Kam Patterson, Ben Marshall, Teyana Taylor
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Release Date: 
24/07/2026

Aaight, someone take Kevin Hart’s crayon box away.

My mans is just throwing any old thing out there, then phoning it in. I try to give these outlandish comedy movies grace. But 72 Hours was so nonsensical and incoherent that I wondered if he actually watched this one. I mean, this movie went from bad to worse almost instantly. The premise started off stupid AF.

A 40-year-old executive ends up at a three-day bachelor party with twenty-somethings after being mistakenly included in their chat group.

BRUH WHAT!  Then from here it went from cartels and drugs to whale dicks… You read that right… WHALE PENIS. This was a failed Hangover spoof attempt that was just downright not funny.

Dud… Ironically, I feel like this movie would have worked better and been funnier without Kevin Hart.

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